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EPILEPSY WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS @_@
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this map is about music! thats right. everything else is a distraction! =)
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january cold 2024 (start)
april fool 2024 (beta)
oktober spooky 2024 (fuck)
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this map is FUCKED! it maxed out every engine limit!!!
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LORE????
as the mapname suggests YEP this is my FIRST map EVER
first brushes, first entities, first EVERYTHING!
and its perfect. the end.

....
anywayzzzz
my mapping skills were "improving" as i continued da map
its unoptimised n gay n pretty weird :/
abstract! experimental! maniacal! brutal! ruthless! 
unless you like weird, well... i make weird maps!
i hope i am welcome here in between these...
overcooked and sophisticated maps... yeah
my ideas got crazier and crazier... and CRAZIER!!!!
you fail... and fail... and FAIL in this house of death TONIGHT! :^)
i PRACTICEd mapping 2 then PRACTICE my skills off the map
so if you finish this PRACTICE - you are on my level! <3
but 111first111 2 get there you must have PATIENCE...!
and all that without any planning or scheming whatsoever
if you will, an improv medley of entities where atonality clashes
bit of lsd (dream emulator) here, some mdk1/2 there, halfquake, some maps in sven are their own worlds and difficulty, like hardcore survival servers...
i just read about some entities and made rooms 4 them!
at the end though i got tired n lazy....
like my adhd ass didnt even come up with an actual map name lol
(maybe uhwhat1,2,3...)
yeah i didnt bother with helluva lotsa things blah blah blah idc idgaf
its just a silly map, DO NOT overthink it
if ur stuck - leave ur pc on & come back 2 it l8r
if its dark - just tune ur crt up >:)
oh yeah, the LORE? well... your u r tryna escape ig...
THERE IS NO LORE. NOTHING IN THE PAST MATTERS. practice0 never was
practice1 has EVERY entity you have KNOWN and SEEN before...
but there is just something oddly FAMILIAR about it...
has anyone seen Player? they hav3 been last seen by 0ur fellow monster practicioners n3ar preservation TIME_VAULT_3
but DISAPPEARED into the darkness, presumably moving along the sewer system that we thought was SEALED.
PRACTICE2 is the neighbouring evaluation facility and an arch enemy to practice1.
*any mention of PRACTICE2 in a lighthearted way will force you to suffer 10,000 deaths.
* *in the event of failing 10,001 times your original physical copy will be removed from the MOTHERWORLDSPAWN.
* * *this will serve as the final warning! you will not be disconnected from further evaluations indefinitely
* * * *anew shall test your begin for never you shall come us after
...to think you can mak3 it out of practice1 under 1,000 deaths...???????? the n0tion
!!!!!!!!!!!you are not wished good luck for you will not hav3 any ever
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references used: A LOT, mostly improvised (my brain is full of madness! ^_^)
LOVE 2 TWHL and SVENMANOR for all the entity info :)
LOVE 2 to Turrican 4 inspiring me as a kid 2 make some weird puzzles!!!
LOVE 2 certain music artists & videogames that look, feel & sound like this!!! (or at least gave me the dreams & visions & hallucinations)
LOVE 2 AMIGAAAAAA demoscene which made me realise that its also POSSIBLE (get it?) in goldsrc!
LOVE 2 all the silly mappers responsible for deez nutz (1 star maps are the best)
LOVE 2 muddasheep - you are why i got in2 goldsrc mapping (the hardness of it all, the music puzzles)

HEY! 2 anyone looking in2 the .rmf - DONT. you have been warned o_O

THANK YOU SOOOOoooo MUCH for playing or trying 2 comprehend this autism aka the world of an lsd user, any time wasted is appreciated nevertheless, those who reads these, thank you for having any curiosity or interest to download and check out this map. i have no friends to playtest this so i hope that it works...

practice2 WILL BE a killer ^_^

oh and btw BIG UPS since u read it this far or maybe u care 4 da musiq
https://soundcloud.com/c_r_y_s_t
this map includes my girlfriend's track in the patience room :3

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MUSIC LIST - ALL OGG:
jesper kyd - mdk2 ambiance
vsnares - fluff master
phill niblock - didjeridoos and donts
fsol - we have explosive
autechre - kalpol introl
afx - shit smothered
toffo - the next resonance
nasenbluten - holy arse
afx - one3
orb - reefer spin in the galaxy
squarepusher - beep street
underworld - dark and long
afx - milk man
kosmik kommando - tardis
boc - telephasic workshop
bogdan raczynski & bjork - who is it
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tl;dr? press the key near number 1 and above tab and type "quit" :3

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